Jim Henson’s Disease


any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they’re too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

jim henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a ‘bother’ to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
go home and rest. we don’t need anyone dying of jim henson’s disease here!

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