jim kerr
excellent singer and lead vocalist of scottish rock giants simple minds. much better than bono with a far superior range. has a daughter yasmin who is a babe. now lives in sicily where he co-owns villa angel, a cl-ssy hotel in taormina. a superb linguist, kerr can often be heard talking to audiences in their home tongue.
john: “whoa, that guy who sings don’t you forget about me, what a superb voice he has”
dave: “yeah, thats jim kerr of simple minds”
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