Jimbonium
a “jimbonium” is a term or phrase that describes a factual comedy news headline. the headline usually contains numerous puns, crude references and occasionally taboo words. a jimbonium is a relatively new term but was invented by sir jimbonium in december 2009.
real life jimboniums:
‘crime lord’s’ fake p-n-s falls off in raid
“man gets w-lly stuck in pipe”
jimbonium is the result of when s-m-n and fecal matter mix. usually a result of -n-l s-x.
i have jimbonium alover my c-ck
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