jimi-napping
the unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely h-m-s-xual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.
usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
“he was jimi-napped, what should we do?!”
(confusion sets in)
…”another jimi-napping?!”
(police respond)
“we just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he’ll leave the d-mn guy’s ear alone.
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