jiminy jingle


1. (noun) the magical fairy who brings weed, often mysteriously or without explanation.

2. (verb) to jingle the t-st-cl-s of a man, esp. a gay one, much like one would jingle those of a cricket (note: it is important to gently but lovingly stroke a cricket’s genitals to maximize the insect’s pleasure).

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1. stoner a: dude, when i woke up this morning it seems like my dime bag had tripled in size!
stoner b: dude, it looks like jiminy jingle paid you a motherf-ckin’ visit.

2. i went to the bathroom during musical theater night at sydney’s -ss shaking palace and there were like eight guys getting jiminy jingled in the restroom!

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