Jimjob
when your partner is tenderly tonguing your b-tthole (aka you are receiving a rimjob) and you have the urge to p-ss gas, so you proceed to shart upon your partners nose and/or face, much to your twisted delight.
alex: “so then what did ashley do?”
jimmie: “well, she was blowing me, then the next thing i know, she’s licking my b-tthole. i had to fart, so i countered her rimjob with a jimjob and spray-farted all over her face!”
alex: “ewwwwwwwwwww!!!”
jimmie: “let’s go get sonic…”
jimjob a “code word” or slagn for marijuana/weed or gr-ss is usualy used to inform a friend that you are in posession of marijuana.
said to be by some “g-d’s gift to the world. brings peace when used wisely.”
‘i have some jimjob ”
“i just got 10 grams of jimjob wer going to go jim on the roof and get jimed befor cl-ss”
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