Jimmey Rigger


someone who can turn absolutely anything into something spectacular.
jimmey just physically jumped off the empire states building; on the way down he managed to eat dinner, phone his mom and two sisters, book a m-ssage appointment, buy some microsoft stock, sign a few autographs, broker a deal for world peace, build a re-usable sp-ce craft that not only could shuttle himself safely to the ground, but managed to book several flight plans to the moon. jimmey rigger never had time to use the sp-ce craft though to land safely, he had to cut his fall short to drop in on the 63 floor for a dental appointment.

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