Jimmy Garners


slang: haemorrhoids.
evloved from the ‘mockney’ slang phrase rockfords.
derived itself from the t-tle of the popular 70’s tv show ‘the rockford files’ (rhym: piles)- where james ‘jimmy’ garner played the lead role.
blimey, last night’s chicken vindaloo and 8 pints have just p-ssed through my rusty sherrif’s badge and played havoc with me jimmy garners, someone p-ss me the oidgone

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