Jimmy No Skills


a named used in counter strike, or any other situation in life, to describe someone completely hopeless. no abilities whatsoever are possessed by this individual. they are the avatars of incompetence and the messiahs of moronic behavior.
“okay… he ran around the map for 30 minutes before falling to his death. one may call this person a jimmy no skills”

“hey, jimmy no skills! get me a bagel, and give it wings before i sew your -ss to your face!”

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