Jimmy Surprise
a jimmy surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy’s room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck–ss naked on his bed to sportscenter.
i thought my roommate was asleep and i could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when i opened the door i was greeted by a jimmy surprise.
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