Jingle Finger
(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.
the level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum “jingle bells” 3) occurs between the months november through january
note: it is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse–it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
synonym for yule long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
ann: i got you an i-pod for christmas, bob!
bob (in head): sh-t! i forgot a present for ann!
bob (to ann): thanks, girl. i got you something special: a jingle finger. let’s go to my sleigh!
ann: i’m the luckiest girl in the world!
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