jir


a slang term for p-n-s(n.). the word can also have different meanings when used in certain phrases. it can suggest h-m-s-xuality or human stupidity. finally, it can be used as a verb (v.), to directly reference masturbation.
(n.)
1. leo is a jir – could mean: “leo is a d-ck!”

(v.)
2. leo, go jir – could mean: “leo, go spank the salami.”

(v.)
3. leo is jiring – could mean: “leo is jerking off.”

(n.)
4. leo has a plastic jir – means: “leo lost his d-ck some time ago due to abuse, and had to have a synthetic d-ck implemented as a replacement.”

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