Jirair
a jirair can be known as a brown child of the sun. they tend to have large eyes, and it’s quite lovely. jirairs can sometimes even resemble dandelions. if you should meet a jirair, be careful not to mis-pr-nounce it’s name, or else it may bite you. jirairs have very sharp teeth. if you’re thinking of taking on a jirair in a fight, you should get a 9 year old girl to do it for you. jirairs can be seen in the wild eating an -ssortment of fruits and vegetables. a jirair’s favourite activity is to hang around children’s playgrounds in their navy-coloured vans. they are usually not seen without their ipod, filled with lots of wrist-cutting inducing music. even though jirairs have the ability to be violent when provoked, they can be very delightful. if you happen to be dating a jirair, it probably means they’re in it for life so you should get used to having them around! a jirair is a very magical creature.
jirair: h-llo, my name is jirair.
kate(unsuspecting girl): oh, it is so nice to meet you jee-rawr.
jirair: no, thats wronggg! -breaks kate’s face-
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