jirt


a jean shirt. a shirt made out of denim.
i love your jirt!
a denim or jean shirt.
wow that jirt looks mighty ravishing on you bubba.
a tee shirt that is made to look like a professional sports teams uniform. this retains the cl-ssiness of the original uniform, but at a much more reasonable price.
that jirt looks so much like the real thing, and at a third of the price!
a combination of a jumper and a shirt made by sewing just the neck area and collar of the shirt into a v-neck jumper. traditionally worn by people of a lazy persuasion who would otherwise be demonstrably adverse to ironing.
“you’re looking significantly smarter than usual, it really looks like you’ve made an effort patrick.” “that’ll be my new jirt.”

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