Jismslap
it’s when you c-m in your hand and slap your girlfriends -ss.
a loving gesture between two consenting adults.
go on upstairs and j-smslap my daughter. you earned it!
a loving gesture between two consenting adults where a male -j-c-l-t-s onto his hand and slaps their partners b-ttock(s).
partner1: “ah!”
partner2: “it’s ok, it’s just a j-smslap”
partner1: “oh i love you toooo 😉 xxoxoxo <3 ;)"
it's when you c-m in your hand and slap your partners -ss. it is a loving gesture between two consenting adults.
it's also a great word to help you win scrabble (as seen and defined in the liamkylesullivan video "dirty scrabble")
"dude, i heard you and the freaky chick martha went out last night"
"yeah man, and when we got back to my place, i j-smslaped her, like a boss"
"you're the man, bro!"
the act of the male slapping the b-tt of a female s-xual partner hard after the -j-c-l-t--n in the male partner's hand by himself.
"i totally j-smslapped my girl last night"
when a man c-ms in his hand and spanks his girlfriend.
originated from liamkylesullivan on youtube with his video "dirty scrabble".
"go upstairs and j-smslap my daughter! you earned it!"
the acting of -j-c-l-t-ng on ones hand and affectionately slapping your loved one on there posterior.
from www.youtube.com/watch?v=bckc5rcsowoac
i was making love to my girl and finished her off with a j-smslap.
c-mming in your hand and slapping your girlfriend's -ss with it.
he's so good at j-smslapping.
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