Jiss


the worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your d-ck and her mouth is full of j-z then she kisses you.
my girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. it tasted like i just sucked my own d-ck
when you urinate, after s-xual intercourse or masturbation in which you have achieved -j-c-l-t–n, jiss is the chunky-ish white s-m-n left over that gets shot out while said urination is taking place.
guy#1: dude this morning s-x was great!

guy#2: i know! only, i had a large amount of jiss shoot out, bounce of my toilet into my eye.
we’ve all seen a jiss i’m sure. also known as the gusher, the squirter, the juicer. this term is used for when a woman, gets b-tt nekkid squats down and -j-c-l-t-s a hugely long triumphant ribbon of clear p-sslike and j-zzlike liquid during -rg-sm. however… its not j-zz… its not p-ss…. its jiss
“i had this girl over the other night and d-mn i got jissed on!”

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