Jiszory
noun
1. a factory for producing an exurbanite amount of of s-m-n. often used in conjunction with a b-tter dumpster. can be used as an insult towards somebody who m-st-rb-t-s too much.
2. a man who m-st-rb-t-s and saves his own s-m-n.
3. a storage facility where people can go to obtain s-m-n.
1. person 1: “i haven’t seen josh in days. i bet he has been masturbating.”
person 2: “what a f-cking jiszory.”
2. person 1 : “what the h-ll is in this jar? it looks like j-zz!”
person 2: “it is.”
person 3: “oh, you’re a f-cking jiszory!”
3. jenny went a jiszory to get pregnant.
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