jitz


originating from an abbreviated form of the brazilian martial art jiu jitsu, in modern parlance, “jitz” has -ssumed a polysemous role and can fill in the role of just about any verb in any given context. the parties present generally understand the meaning as their vocabularies have been jitzed.
let’s go jitz that dance floor and show these b-tches how it’s done
originating from an abbreviated form of the brazilian martial art jiu jitsu, in modern parlance, “jitz” has -ssumed a polysemous role and can fill in the role of just about any verb in any given context. the parties present generally understand the meaning as their vocabularies have been jitzed.
let’s go jitz that dance floor and show these b-tches how it’s done
originated from the italian word “gitoni” which meant foosball or table soccer. people called it gitz for short and spelled it “jitz” for style
lets go run some jitz
another version of foosball / table soccer.
let’s go play jitz.
1(noun).shortened form of the word “jujitsu” or “jiu-jitsu,” which is a j-panese type of martial arts.

2(verb).to beat up someone by means of using the intuitive skills and knowledge of jujitsu.

3(noun).a nickname for any j-panese person who has the letters “jitsu” in his/her name, as in “fujitsu.”
1. i am such a wuss at school and i’m always getting picked on. i should learn some jitz to teach those b-st-rds a lesson.

2. yesterday at school, i totally jitzed that f-cker up! you should have seen him laying in the p-ssoir with a bl–dy face and 3 broken ribs!

3. oh god, now if i lose those important doc-ments, the jitz will fire me and leave me out in the street!
the characteristic of a person having a white, thick spermy substance similar to j-zz when they spit.
theres so much jitz on kevin lin’s floor because thats where he gives bj’s and spits instead of swallows…ohhh sh-t

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