Jive ass Jerky
an offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.
“matt yous just a jive -ss jerky, dope feeding dont no sh-t, t-t licking, b-tt f-cking drugging, sucking d-ck cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the sh-t out of your -ss due to the fact you have a large d-ck in yo ear because its a tuesday. jive -ss jerky!
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