jizdom
coined by adam carolla. advice, insight, tips and wisdom on all things related to masturbation.
let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. make your jacking area sp-nkshwey. “look around, find something you like (p-rn) and get it done.”
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when you lay down knowledge about beating off.
“when your beating off, make sure the volume isn’t too loud so you can hear if someone is coming”
“thanks for the jizdom pal!”
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