Jizermey Wood


the word is a derivative of jiz. its used by tree surgeons about wood which has no significat value for burning or selling. it also produces sap which get on your hands and clothes and is sticky like jiz.
i spent the day cutting jizermey wood. or this wood is jizermey lets chip it.

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  • jizzicle

    a stream of -j-c-l-t- (n.) that has not yet been fully released. -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n before it has fully exited the urethra. can only be seen in a freeze frame of a movie or clip or a photograph. -pause video- “oh man! look at that crazy j-zzicle coming out of peter north’s dong as he wacks […]

  • jizz machine

    a c-ck so m-ssive, that when it -j-c-l-t-s, gallons of j-zz erupt like a volcanic explosion. when hitting the person of target, the j-zz propels her many feet back with force, and c-m is stuck all in her hair. jessica was giving me head, and i brought out my j-zz machine and knocked her head […]

  • jizz weight

    a measuring device of j-zz. you measure j-zz with a j-zz scale. it takes many years of training to to get atleast ten pounds of j-zz weight. “dude i was so stoaked when my j-zz weight was 8 pounds!”

  • JKT

    just keep thinking girl#1 i have a problem girl#2 just calm down. girl#1 idk what to do… girl#2 jkt, you’ll figure it out.

  • jlobob

    another word for bl-wj-b lauren gave zach an amazing jlobob


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