Jizmo


1) (adj) when something is beyond crazy, it is said to be jizmo

2) (adj) totally out of this world, no other words can explain the situation

3) (verb) to spice up; to make more interesting or less boring
(1 and 2) “dude that explosion was so jizmo!”

(3) “dude we’re going to english cl-ss.”
“yea i know…i wish the teacher could jizmo the cl-ss up a little.”
an incredible amount of s-m-n.
do you think that stuff on the p-rn actress’ face is real? i mean.. that a lot of jizmo.

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