jizz angel
definition one: some random girl that you find yourself f-cking one night n when u come she demands u shot it all over her face and chest and makes u watch her sparkle like an angel
definition two: a mistake that happens when u shoot ur j-zz into the j-zz angel in definition number one.. usually ends up being a cute baby unless ur j-zz is f-cked
definition three: when you shoot your load in the snow n tell someone to go make a snow angel in your d-ck juice pile
ex #1: d-mn that j-zz angel i had last night was a freak
ex #2: i came in that freak last night shes gonna have my little j-zz angel! i hope it dosent look like dave mustaine
ex #3: haha, i shot my load today n ur wife layed right in it..sweet!
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