Jizz-berries
t-st-cl-s; aka your b-lls
america’s funniest home videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the j-zz-berries.
every time i hear that song “baby” i just wanna kick justin beaver square in the j-zz berries.
the act of masturbating, and holding in your c-m until your p-n-s turns purple. then slowly releasing it on her left eye
“you should j-zzberry her, she sucks, and she’s just waiting for it”
“your mom needs an eye-patch, because i j-zzberried her a week ago and shes still hittin’ walls”
the sperm of a man that is hosed onto a woman’s body during s-xual adventures. usually of large quant-ties and ends the adventures promptly.
he blew his j-zz berries all over me!
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