jizz cock


insult thought of by mark on peep show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over – thus avoiding his wedding to sophie.
“you’re an utter j-zz c-ck.”
a noun relating to the function of the p-n-s, commonly used to belittle friends. in fact all c-cks are j-zzc-cks
”chris, you are a total j-zzc-ck”

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