Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket
when a girl gives head to a guy till he c-ms, she rubs the c-m all over his d-ck, and then puts the p-n-s in a hamburger
person 1: dude i love hamburgers
person 2: then just make your girl give you a ‘j-zz faced cow in a blanket”
person 1: yes! thats perfect!
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