Jizz fingers
someone who when playing sports can either catch any ball thrown that day, or drop any.
yo j-zz fingers catch the ball
when one m-st-rb-t-s, then immediately following, eats
dude i just got the j-zz fingers when i didn’t wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin
first you must save a large quant-ty of seminal fluid in a jar. next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. finally finger dat b-tch like it’s 1999 causing the wh-r- to become impregnated with your child. for 9 months this b-tch will be all over your c-ck piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.
“dude this girl was totally c-ck teasing me so when i finally hooked up with her i gave her ye olde j-zz finger. now she won’t leave me alone cause i’m her baby’s daddy. best part is in 9 months i’ll have a slave baby to clean my apartment.”
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