jizz flaping mozzletump
when a man -j-c-l-t-s in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his p-n-s into her eye socket
guy 1: dude what happened to you wife’s eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a “j-zz flaping mozzletump”.
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