Jizz Jack
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into your own hand and punching the very unfortunate victim by surprise in the face, usually resulting in them being knocked unconscious. can also be referred to as “the handfull haymaker, c-m crippler, s-m-n slap, or the brick bop.”
dude 1: “holy sh-t man, did u hear about jacob?”
dude 2: “uh..no, what’s the haps?”
dude 1: “oh d-mn, last night he was makin a hot pocket when out of nowhere he gets j-zz jacked, it was tight yo!”
mom: “daaaannny! did cocoa sh-t on the carpet agaaain?!”
son: “yeah..but its totally fine now, that b-tch -ss mutt got j-zz jacked!”
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