jizz laser
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng a very long distance and your j-zz travels in perfectly straight line at a very high rate of speed, destroying everything in its path.
“sam, how did you get this hole in your bedroom wall.”
“oh, last night i unloaded a j-zz laser.”
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