jizz missile


a shot of s-m-n fired from a mans p-n-s.
after i fired a j-zz missile in my girlfriends mouth, i got up and left.
1 more definition
the first blast of s-m-n from an -j-c-l-t-ng p-n-s
i pulled out just in time to to launch a j-zz missile at her forehead.

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