Jizz on my jacket
masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your j-zz on the hood, b-ttons and back of your friends jacket.
paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and j-zzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide -ss!
then paul walked in
“dude why did u j-zz on my jacket”
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