Jizz Piss
the first urination following an -j-c-l-t–n. some say this urination (even if delayed) can cause a feeling of elation. can be a ‘split’ urine stream, resulting in an unwanted mess.
remo: yo man, i just got done f-cking katie and i gotta take a j-zz p-ss.
spig: dude, watch for the split stream!
when you get done jacking off, and then you have to p-ss immediately afterward. a stinging pain inside the d-ck hole may result.
i screamed while taking a j-zz-p-ss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the britney spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.
when you j-zz and then p-ss afterwards
“man last night i let out a j-zzp-ss on my girlfriend, she wasnt too pleased with that”
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