Jizz rage


1. the anger felt when one is unable to j-sm,
2. the anger felt when one wants to initiate s-xual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. the anger felt when one has received a s-xual favour but has not j-zzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
stacy: whats up with kevin he seems in a bad mood
jody: don’t worry about him he’s just got j-zz rage, he hasn’t bust a nut since last tuesday we’ve been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
kevin: (from in front of tv) yeah so why don’t you just f-ck off stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!

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