Jizz Shirt


a cr-py t-shirt you put on before masturbating. right before you j-zz you aim your “rifle” upward toward your shirt and j-zz all over it, then take it off put it in the dirty clothes and your done! no mess!
after a long night of hard work johnny didnt feel like cleaning up a big mess while masturbating so he threw on one of his j-zz shirts, finshed and threw it in the laundry and went to bed satisfied.

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