jizz sprinkler


a sophisticated tool used for spreading “j-zz” evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
i piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing j-zz sprinkler to spread the j-zz evenly over all the stuff.

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