Jizz Towel


a towel used to soak up your j-zz once you get turned on by something extremly s-xy like blood on the dance floor or oldmen walking their tiny dogs while riding their scooters. a portable version of a j-zz towel is the new and improved handy j-zz rag.
example one: “jarrod matthew is so amazing and his eyes are so yummy, i luvers him”

“jeez dude, get your f-cking j-zz towel ready”

example two: -riding in the car- “holywalnuts! did you just see that bilboard with morgan freemen?!”

“dude… i got this handy portable j-zz rag for you to use”
1.what a guy c-ms onto after masturbation
2.a wh-r-
1. i used her as a j-zz towel
2. she f-cks everyone. what a j-zz towel!

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