jizz triscuit


a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being j-zzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.
this guy is ugly and he smells like sh-t… what a j-zz triscuit.

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