Jizz Turtle


1. j-zz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. a turtle covered in j-zz.
(1)”dude did you see that guys j-zz turtle!”
a small turtle, in which you can j-zz in.
“hey rodreiguez, get ur own f-cking j-zzturtle, and stop having rodreigasms, daaaaamn!”-said h-rny jamal

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