jizz whiz
the act of ejaculating(j-zzing) while urinating(whizzing) simultaneously.
1. as shy stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge t-ts in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving j-zz whiz, so he wouldn’t embarr-ss himself in front of everybody.
2. as vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot b-tch he was sh-gging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to j-zz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.
mark h. ud slang contributer since february 2004.
that syrupy p-ss you take right after ejaculating.
man, i just took a j-zz whiz after pounding my lady.
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