jizz windows
gl-sses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting b-tches and f-gs directly in the cornea. often worn by those who haven’t learned of splooge’s salutary effects–a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin c supplements administered rectally.
jeremy enkstew has red j-zz windows.
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