Jizza


j-zza is slang for the realest city in norway. j-zza is short for jessheim and is soon to be the capital of norway.
yo dawg where u from?

im straight outta j-zza son.
to be fly, better than the rest, the best, cool, etc.

your the man, you own the game.
look at that j-zza ballin it up out there.
when you j-zz on a pizza.
i jacked off last night, shot my load on the pizza and made jamie eat it. dude, pizza and j-zz? j-zza!
a respected movie and music pirate in the underground scene, his work can be found everywhere in the piracy scene
tom: “hey homey where did you get the new ironman from? it’s not even in theatres yet!”
bob: “i got the hookup from my main man j-zza!”
jewish pizza= j-zza. its that kosher knock off pizza that tastes like cr-p but you have to eat if youre getting a slice c-ke and fries for only $4. usually found in highly populated jewish neighborhoods such as midwood area on ave j and ocean parkway in brooklyn
mike: what’d you have for lunch today

matt: i was starving so i had to settle for some j-zza, you just cant beat the special

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