jizzasm
it happens when you have a really strong -rg-sm and it feels like your b-lls are going to explode.
“last night when me and jill were getting it on, she blew me so hard i had a j-zzasm all over the neighbor’s window!”
when you’re having an -rg-sm, the m-ssive splattering of splooge everywhere stimulates an awkward excitement inside of you… leading to another -rg-sm… and that -rg-sm leads to another… and another… thus beginning a never ending cycle or s-m-n generated -rg-sms that will most likely last for the remainder of your life. naturally, things like having a job, going to church, or simply eating and drinking, become exceedingly difficult.
man… watching my man juice spray everywhere led me into an eternal state of “j-zzasm”.
father giving advice to son: whatever you do son, try not to focus on your splooge explosion… it could lead you into the repet-tious cycle of j-zzasm that your brother timmy has been experiencing for the last six years. you don’t want to live in the bas-m-nt with him do you?
son: no way dad, i don’t to live in that c-m-coated bas-m-nt!
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