jizzbomber
a description of a mild mannered college student/superhero whose main weapon and special power is a j-zzbomb(see subteranean j-zzbomb). works in and around the area of the university of arkansas, also can be rented for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, office parties etc.
no, i won’t be going to this month’s gunshow i’m just gonna call up the j-zzbomber to settle my disputes from now on. plus he does a mean cover of michael jackson’s thriller.
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