Jizzers


currency. whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. j-zzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.
hey man can i borrow 20 j-zzers
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a p-n-s, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of j-zzing.

did you mean to j-zz on my roomate with your j-zzer
one p-sses in the p-sser and sh-ts in the sh-tter. likewise, one j-zzes in the j-zzer.
d-mn, i haven’t had s-x all week! now i just gotta get me to the nearest j-zzer.
what happens when a girl gets excited
oh my god you just j-zzered in your thong

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