Jizzhammer
male reproductive organ. used for copulation and urination, but never simultaneously.
“dude! i could hear you peeing in the other room. you’re really working the old j-zzhammer today!”
“i know i’m walking funny today, but he totally nailed me hard with the j-zzhammer last night.”
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