Jizzheart
a mythical, legendary knite from the 13th century who would defeat his enemies with his immense -j-c-l-t–ns. legend has it that he fathered over 1000 children throughout europe over the span of 30 years. women would travel hundreds of miles just to collect some of his precious baby batter.
after defeating cl-toris maximus and his mighty army of c-ckadonia at the battle of c-m creek, sir landon the j-zzheart mounted his n-ble steed. while doing so he felt so aroused and triumphant that he released the most immense load of nut b-tter that it busted through his body armor and shot straight up in the air! as the s-m-n fell to the ground it surrounded j-zzheart and his steed and formed into what appeared to be the shape of a giant heart. as the local towns women came to collect the j-zz they realized that it was stuck to the ground and would never come off. j-zzheart knew this was his last battle and would then leave his mark for all eternity. and thus the legend of sir landon the j-zzheart was born!
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a person, not bad, who sicerely bielieves in making everyone around them -j-c-l-t- incontrollably for no self gain.
landon’s j-zz heart made everyone around him instantaiously c-m in their pants. really stopped the riot from happening.
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