Jizzitus
the irritation of the eyes after being j-zzed in the face. the symptons resemble those of hayfever..
me ‘alright stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?’
stretts ‘went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. got a full on j-zzing… been to the docs and he says i’ve got j-zzitus’
me ‘serves you right you c-m muncher..!!’
the after shock of licking chris smith’s botch.
i have j-zzitus on my shoulder.
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