Jizzleblobber


the act of j-zzing of unloading j-zz all over a girl’s belongings to ensure she has contact with the ejacluator’s s-m-n. occurs frequently from men who have a tendency to watch boyz ii men videos all day long at work.
kate: amanda i met this guy at the club last night and i know i didn’t do sh-t with him because i p-ssed out once i got home. he was p-ssed out too, so i woke up and said wtf? i went to starbucks to regroup and left his p-ssed out -ss here at my apartment. i came back there was c-m all over my underwear, my pots and pans, and even some in my cookie jar!!

amanda: wow, you took home a j-zzleblobber.

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