Jizzman
the supreme lord of all that is and ever shall be. he is the pimp of all pimps, lord of all ladies, and must be referred to as the j-zzman. all ladies who come across him shall be smitten and all who cross him shall be smoten.
when the the j-zzman sleeps at night, he sleeps on a pile of money with lots of naked ladies. j-zzman, i am not worthy. please have mercy on me mr. j-zzman.
a man who loves to throw care packages to kill his friends. is often a man who crys during s-x, and apologizes to the biker gang when their finished with him
“dude you got your -ss kicked!”
“well at least my -ss wasnt as torn up as the j-zz-man!”
a worthless pledge who enjoys consuming his own s-m-n on a regular basis. often brags about how awesome he is, but is in actuality a invaluable piece of sh-t.
tell that f-cking j-zzman to get me a beer.
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